In honor of April's @ndlptclub theme of Naughty Needlepoint, I wanted to release another free cheeky chart! This chart contains some vulgar language, so if that upsets you, please skip this blog post. We kindly ask that you must be 18 years or older to view this chart, or that you have parental permission.
I like to create free charts every one in awhile for you all because I know the cost of needlepoint can quickly add up, especially when you factor in the canvas, thread, and finishing price. So far, we've released a Diet Coke, Golf Cart, and a Casamigos free needlepoint chart. We also have 2 charts available for purchase on our website at a cheaper price than a canvas: Winter Catboat Chart & I Didn't Cry Today Trophy Chart.
This canvas is inspired by a tweet from Kendall Jenner from 2020. (Now I know, not everyone is a Kardashian fan and I get it, but please keep in mind that this is all in good fun!) Kendall responded to a tweet and her tweet said "they act like I'm not in full control of where I throw this cooch". For more context behind her tweet, you can read this Paper Magazine article. So, in honor of Kendall Jenner's iconic tweet, here is a free canvas chart that reads "In Full Control of Where I Throw This Cooch".
If you're unfamiliar with how to stitch from a chart or need a refresher, head over to this video on our IGTV!
Each square in this chart represents a canvas intersection. The chart was designed to be 10.15" wide by 5.8" tall on 13-mesh. I'm going to have mine finished into a small pillow, but feel free to get creative! I also encourage you to pull threads from your stash to save, but if you would like color recommendations they are listed below.
Recommended Thread Colors (All Silk & Ivory):
- White - 02 White
- Teal - 210 Lily Pad
- Light Green - 189 Clover or Light Blue - 209 Stream
- Light Pink - 95 Papaya
- Hot Pink - 97 Pomegranate
Lastly, I will say that if you have a few dollars to spare and you plan to use this chart, to please consider donating a small amount to a charity of your choice since this chart was free! That way, we can spread some love to different organizations. If you're looking for one to donate to, I recommend Casa House in St. Petersburg, Florida. I have benefitted so much from this organization (it's changed my life) so any small amount we can give them goes to changing lives for the better!
If you use this chart, please tag us on Instagram or share with us any finished pictures! I hope you enjoy!